Saturday, May 06, 2006

Meth Skinny

Today when I got home, there was a newsletter from my apartment complex hanging on the door. Two of the headlines caught my eye: "One in Four Kids Overweight" and "Dangers of Methamphetamine Use." Isn't a side effect of meth serious weight loss? Hmmm....this could be a solution for the fat kids. Doesn't everyone want to be meth skinny? Of course, they'd also get irregular heartbeat, increased blood pressure, elevated body temperature, strokes, depression, psychotic episodes and death. Then again, after you're dead, I bet you get REALLY skinny. Dead meth skinny.

4 comments:

Miss Devylish said...

And apparently, you poop too.. when you die that is.

Just sayin.

Anonymous said...

Miss Devylish of all people shouldnt be talking.....that chick looks sick.

Wendy said...

Yet you spend your time surfing the web in order to leave mean comments about her. Something about her must look good to you.

Miss Devylish said...

I look sick? Yeah.. I'm completely dying.. that's it..

'me again' is just sad cuz he/she/it is stuck in their mother's basement w/ nothing to do but surf the net and jack off w/ their mother's Jergen's to porn and cute girls who own blogs.. while stuffing their face w/ twinkies.. mmmm.. appetizing.