Down the Rabbit Hole

I've just had the most surreal afternoon. The people upstairs invited me up for a BBQ. There was a lady there, probably 7 months pregnant, who was drinking and smoking. I was sitting next to her boyfriend. He told me that he'd had to get rid of his car, because it was putting out too much CO2, and that stuff is bad for his girlfriend and the baby. I guess you gotta draw the line somewhere.