Mommy burned me on purpose!

Tripp: Can I have some of the garlic bread?

Me: No. It just came out of the oven and it's still very hot.

Tripp: But I want some.

Me: It's hot.

Tripp: Just a little.

Me: Too hot.

Tripp: I never get anything I want. All I want is bread, and you won't let me have it.

Me: Fine. Get some. But it's going to burn you because it's still hot.

Tripp: OOOWWWWWW! It hurts! You burned me on purpose, Mommy.