Conversations At Work

Chat Buddy says:
have you heard of people sitting on balls
Chat Buddy says:
at work.. instead of a chair
Wendy says:
Yeah.
Chat Buddy says:
fitness balls
Wendy says:
Supposed to be good for your posture.
Chat Buddy says:
and abs
Chat Buddy says:
i might get one
Wendy says:
You'll fall off.
Chat Buddy says:
i might fall off
Wendy says:
I suspect that just sitting up straight is what's good for your abs.
Chat Buddy says:
you see me... i slouch
Wendy says:
Me, too.
Wendy says:
Except for right now.
Chat Buddy says:
not me
Wendy says:
I wish we had better desks.
Chat Buddy says:
i wish we had better chairs
Chat Buddy says:
your turn...
Wendy says:
I wish I understood tax credits.
Chat Buddy says:
i wish the sun was shining
Wendy says:
I wish we didn't have a meeting in 45 minutes.
Chat Buddy says:
i wish i won the lottery and could leave this filth behind me
Wendy says:
I wish you'd get a ball to sit on so I could laugh when you fall off.
Chat Buddy says:
i wish my ball would vibrate. that would be fun
Wendy says:
And you'd NEVER leave your desk.
Wendy says:
Wait...ball? You only have one?
Chat Buddy says:
did you know that if you have a testicle removed, they can put in an artificial one?
Wendy says:
I did not.
Chat Buddy says:
it was on tv
Wendy says:
....what, exactly, would the artificial one be FOR?
Chat Buddy says:
um.... just so there are 2 to play with
Chat Buddy says:
i mean.. .so if feels natural to your partner
Wendy says:
lol…have an artificial ball implanted in order to feel natural.
Chat Buddy says:
would you get a new boob if you lost one?
Wendy says:
I'm not THAT absent minded.
Chat Buddy says:
you wouldn't laugh if i fell off my ball, would you?
Wendy says:
Yes. Yes, I would.