Vanity Tags

Earlier today, I was behind a car with a vanity tag reading "HRLYGRL". I interpreted that as "Hourly Girl." Which led me to wonder if she was really proud of being a temp, or really proud of being a prostitute. But then I realized that the license probably meant "Harley Girl." I guess the question is answered.

New Family

Vince's mom took Megan shopping today to buy a gift for my wedding shower. When they left, they took a bag of clothes I had sitting by the front door...to take to Goodwill. I'm suddenly very frightened of the gifts I might receive tomorrow. Gifts from the future mother-in-law and the Mormons. All at the little party in my backyard. Less than 20 feet from the big ass stack of stuff that came out of the basement so that we could do the floors. It's gonna rock!